Malicious Advice Mallard

Catchy Title

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, SET THEM FREE. IF THEY COME BACK, SET THEM ON FIRE. Malicious Advice Mallard

Sincere compliments

OCCASIONALLY TELL YOUR GF THAT HER OUTFIT MAKES HER LOOK AWFUL THEN SHE'LL KNOW THAT YOUR COMPLIMENTS OTHER TIMES WERE SINCERE Malicious Advice Mallard

Why do people do this?

ONLY SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF PHOTOS ON YOUR PHONE IT INCREASES THE QUALITY OF THE PHOTOS! Malicious Advice Mallard

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EZ EGY KACSA Malicious Advice Mallard

Fastest way to lose weight.

START USING METH, IT WILL DECREASE YOUR APPETITE YOU'LL BE SKINNY IN NO TIME Malicious Advice Mallard

Bombs or Fire?

IN A HURRY? EITHER SHOUT

Let's celebrate 420

WANT TO DROP A FEW POUNDS? MARIJUANA HELPS! LET'S LEGALIZE IT ALREADY! Malicious Advice Mallard

power duck noon

MY NAME IS VIXX AND...... IM A MEMBER OF DUCKDO WKWKWKWK~~ XD Malicious Advice Mallard

The truth will set you on fire

ISLAM IS A PEACE-LOVING RELIGION JOIN US AT

Hardcore Work Out

WEAR CLOTHES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK FAT AND WORK OUT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR. YOU'LL THINK OF YOURSELF AS A FAT-ASS AND EXERCISE IN TEARS. Malicious Advice Mallard