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be like

RED HEAD  Malicious Advice Mallard

piece of advise

PIECE OF ADVISE STOP SHITTING  IN MY LAKE! Malicious Advice Mallard

Metal Duck

SMOKE QUACK AND WORSHIP SATAN Malicious Advice Mallard

Give them a reason to hate you

IF A FRIEND IS UPSET AND YOU TRY TO HELP BUT INSTEAD GOT YELLED AT TRY CURSING AT THEM WHILE MAKING A SCENE. THAT WILL GIVE THEM A REASON TO YELL AT YOU Malicious Advice Mallard

Give them a reason to hate

HELPING YOUR FRIENDS WITH PROBLEMS BUT INSTEAD GET YELLED AT FOR NO REASON? USE PROFANITY AND MAKE A SCENE. THAT WILL GIVE THEM A REASON TO YELL AT YOU. Malicious Advice Mallard

Drink bleach to cure your cold

WANT PEOPLE TO STOP ASKING YOU FOR ADVICE? ALWAYS GIVE THEM BAD ADVICE Malicious Advice Mallard

They'll be happy to serve you!

WANT FRESH MADE FAST FOOD?  ORDER FIVE MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE Malicious Advice Mallard

Ummm... No

YOU SHOULD USE BLACK ROSIN INSTEAD OF AMBER ROSIN ON YOUR BAREBACK RIDING GLOVE Malicious Advice Mallard

get in line eeeen n

GET IN LINE NOOB  Malicious Advice Mallard

bad boating advice

IF THE LAKE LEVELS ARE LOW DRINKING PLENTY OF ALCOHOL SO IF YOU BOTTOM OUT YOU WONT FEEL THE PAIN Malicious Advice Mallard