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Emil's birthday

EMIL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Malicious Advice Mallard

Some relationship advice from a duck

IF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS IN A BAD MOOD FOR NO APPARENT REASON JUST ASK

strollingg g

JUST STROLLING ALONG IGNORING ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THAT MOUTH Malicious Advice Mallard

caraway dark

HOPE WAS MY BESTY  NOW I HAVE MUBYANA Malicious Advice Mallard

Lion Duck

GROWL!         I'M A LION! Malicious Advice Mallard

Seriously! You kill the joy for everybody else!

IF YOU WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE OF SOME SERIES (LIKE GOT) DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA!  Malicious Advice Mallard

hand sanitizer

HAND SANITIZER IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO FIND ANY SMALL OR PAPER CUTS YOU HAVE ON YOUR HANDS. Malicious Advice Mallard

IDFC for a goddamn title

GO AHEAD. TRY TO GET MUTA IN THE CHAT. HE WILL COME IN THE CHAT AT MOMENT'S NOTICE Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad Realtor

LIST YOUR HOUSE FOR 200% OF ITS VALUE. YOU'LL FIND BUYER IN A WEEK. Malicious Advice Mallard

Andrew's Car

WANT TO START A CONVERSATION ON ANDREW'S FACEBOOK POSTS? MENTION RULE #3 Malicious Advice Mallard