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When playing HvZ...

WHEN PLAYING HVZ, ONLY BRING ONE NITEFINDER. ZOMBIES DON'T FEEL LIKE CHASING THE WEAKER PLAYERS. Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad Advice

INTERNET NOT WORKING?     HIT THE RESET BUTTON  Malicious Advice Mallard

Manual or Manuel

MANUAL OR MANUEL?  DON'T DUCK IT UP!!! Malicious Advice Mallard

Don't do it

WANT TO USE YOUR SONGS A MOVIE PROJECT? GET THE SONGS THREW ITUNES Malicious Advice Mallard

Advice to people wating to lose weight

THE BEST WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT IS TO CUT OFF ALL OF YOUR LIMBS MAXIMUM WEIGHT LOSS GUARANTEED, AND YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT Malicious Advice Mallard

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IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS YOU TO COME OVER  JUST SAY YOU´RE SO COMFY AT HOME RIGHT NOW, SHE WILL UNDERSTAND Malicious Advice Mallard

Que calor

MM MM Malicious Advice Mallard

What The Duck

WHAT THE DUCK Malicious Advice Mallard

When she's not letting up on the bitchiness

IF SHE'S CONSTANTLY BEING A BITCH PINCH HER TILL SHE BRUISES, THEN YOU HAVE PLAUSABLE DENIABILITY BY SAYING YOU GOT CARRIED AWAY BEING PLAYFUL Malicious Advice Mallard

It took a long time to decide between Green and Red

TO SAVE MONEY WHILE MOVING INTO YOUR NEW HOME OR APARTMENT EAT DINNER AT YOUR FAVORITE.  THEN SNEAK YOUR DINNERWARE BACK HOME. Malicious Advice Mallard