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Omg is this funny enough

WANT TO LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT QUICKLY? LOSE/QUIT YOUR JOB. Malicious Advice Mallard

you freakin idiots

MARCH  AND LOOT INNOCENT BUSINESSES BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU GET SOCIAL JUSTICE. Malicious Advice Mallard

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WANT BETTER EYESIGHT? SEE

Bear Safety: A tutorial

IF YOU ANGER A BEAR IN THE WILD, LOOK IT IN THE EYE. THIS WILL MAKE IT AFRAID OF YOU. Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to get a lot of friends?

WANT TO GET A LOT OF FRIENDS? MAKE LOTS OF MALICIOUS ADVISE MALLARD MEMES Malicious Advice Mallard

popcorn duck

HEY DAVE WHERE YOU BEEN? Malicious Advice Mallard

MAD DUCK

HEY LADY GIVE ME SOME DANG BREAD! Malicious Advice Mallard

EXTREMELY ANGRY KEV!

WHEN HIS BLOOD PRESSURE GOES UP AND TURNS BRIGHT RED IN THE FACE! DON'T PISS KEVIN OFF WHEN HE LIKE THIS Malicious Advice Mallard

Ivy never heard this one before

DUCKS DON'T ALL WAS GET POISON IVY ON THERE FACE... BUT WHEN THE DO THEIR NAME IS MAX  Malicious Advice Mallard

Angelic sound

TO HEAR THE SOUND OF BACON PLUG YOUR EARS WHEN YOU ARE RINSING YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER Malicious Advice Mallard