Malicious Advice Mallard

devious ducks

FEED ME IN THE WILD... I PROMISE I WON'T TELL MY FRIENDS Malicious Advice Mallard

ya know

DON'T WANT TO HAVE A BABY? CUT YOUR BALLS OFF. Malicious Advice Mallard

lil red head

KYLE HE QUACKS ME UP Malicious Advice Mallard

Pro-tip for storing chips/crisps

POTATO CHIPS/CRISPS DON'T FIT IN THE CUPBOARD OR DRAWER? PRICK A HOLE IN THE BAG AND SQUEEZE THE AIR OUT Malicious Advice Mallard

Si ca fit pas sur ton robinet

MET TON FUT EN TOURIE MET LA TOURRIE DANS L'EAU FROIDRE Malicious Advice Mallard

What's wrong?

DON'T ASK WHAT'S WRONG IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO HEAR THE ANSWER. Malicious Advice Mallard

Call her immediately...

IF A GIRL GIVES YOU HER NUMBER, CALL HER IMMEDIATELY. SO YOU CAN SCHEDULE THE NEXT DATE. Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad Advice Duck

WHEN GIVING THE GRANT PROPOSAL PRESENTATIONS, TRY TO IMAGINE THAT EVERYONE IS JUDGING YOU. Malicious Advice Mallard

Justin Agudah: Wrong Animal

I'M A DUCK? I THOUGHT I WAS A FUCKIN CARDINAL WHO COULDN'T FLY! Malicious Advice Mallard

CHATANGO ADVICE MALLARD

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THE RULES DO IT IN MEME PICS  MODS NEVER LOOK Malicious Advice Mallard