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Sucess in life

YOU CAN FAIL AT SOMETHING YOU HATE.   SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE A CHANCE AT SOMETHING YOU LOVE  - JIM CAREY Malicious Advice Mallard

Can't believe I heard this today

SECRETLY GIVE ALL YOUR HOES THE SAME NICKNAME MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE ONLY TEXTING THEM WHEN YOU SEND GROUP TEXTS WITH THE NICKNAME Malicious Advice Mallard

Bake Through the storm

NEW BAKED GOOD IDEA:  RED VELVET DUCK-CAKES (FLOATING DOWN WABASH) Malicious Advice Mallard

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DID YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE? EH? JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL... Malicious Advice Mallard

studying hard

DON'T STUDY FOR ANY OF YOUR EXAMS, AT ALL THAT WAY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH INFORMATION YOU DON'T KNOW Malicious Advice Mallard

trololololol lol

GUYS, WAS JUST CHECKING THE PATCH SPECIFICATION AGAIN IT IS WORTH 30 CREDITS... Malicious Advice Mallard

dastardly red mallard sez:

THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IT'D BEST BE WITH A COFFEE Malicious Advice Mallard

I've found it works!

WANT SOMEONE TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE ARGUING? TELL THEM TO RELAX Malicious Advice Mallard

Real I swear.

SOMETHING IN YOUR EYE? USE LEMON JUICE TO RINSE IT OUT! Malicious Advice Mallard

Best Friends

BEST FRIENDS: YOU CAN TELL THEM YOUR BEST DREAMS AND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES NO MATTER HOW FUCKED UP OR PERVERTED THEY MAY BE Malicious Advice Mallard