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ALL THE DUCKS IN OREGON

                                                                    AFTER THE HALF Malicious Advice Mallard

Best soft drink before you write an exam C-Plus

BEST SOFT DRINK BEFORE YOU WRITE AN EXAM C-PLUS Malicious Advice Mallard

meme meme

SLEP AT PARTI ECAUSE YU KYRAN AND U TIRED BECAUSE MONKEYET Malicious Advice Mallard

LE PERLE DI NONNA PINA

NONNA E K S TRATT?? E NA PAPER KA S RATT Malicious Advice Mallard

Flo exp bonuses

SPAM ABOUT EXP BONUSES ON THE FLO PAGE THAT'LL SURELY GET YOU ONE! Malicious Advice Mallard

Red Comeback duck

THERE SUCH THINGS AS RED DUCKS WHO ARE GOINT TO TAKE OVER THE NEXT GENERATION OF DUCKS! Malicious Advice Mallard

green eyed

ANGELA!!! DON'T BE JEALOUS Malicious Advice Mallard

It's that time of year...

IF YOUR WINDSHIELD IS FROZEN OVER THROW A GALLON OF HOT WATER ON IT Malicious Advice Mallard

speed limits are scary

IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO PASS YOU AS YOU DRIVE BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT SPEED UP AS HAHARD AS YOU CAN. THEY NEED TO LEARN PATIENCE. Malicious Advice Mallard

washing diapers

DON'T USE WATER TO WASH DIAPERS. A QUICK DIP IN THE DETERGENT BOX WILL DO. Malicious Advice Mallard