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Duck don't give a f**k

KISS MY TALE FEATHERS YOU GREEN HEAD BASTERDS Malicious Advice Mallard

Doofy Duck

FLEW DOWNTOWN  & SMOKED SOME...QUACK Malicious Advice Mallard

quacker jack

I DONT DUCK WITH YOU Malicious Advice Mallard

bad friends

NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT SOMETHING, THERE'S ALWAYS ABOUT A MILLION PEOPLE BETTER THAN YOU Malicious Advice Mallard

bad hair day

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE CRYING,  ASK IF ITS BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIRCUT Malicious Advice Mallard

appreciate it!

WHILE SOME ARE BARELY WILLING TO EXIST, OTHERS WAKE UP EVERYDAY AND FIGHT TO LIVE. Malicious Advice Mallard

Correction was needed

NEVER GET FAKE BOOBS Malicious Advice Mallard

Frozen Door Advice

CAR DOOR FROZEN? POUR HOT WATER ON YOUR WINDOWS Malicious Advice Mallard

Deal with Grief

IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE COPING WITH THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE DRINK MORE AND TAKE OUT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS ON YOUR REMAINING LOVED ONES Malicious Advice Mallard

That is "Quacktastic"

 YOU ARE THE BEST FATHER EVER, TODD SCHELL Malicious Advice Mallard