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duck you

I DON'T, GIVE A DUCK !! Malicious Advice Mallard

Ann Arbor Art fair is here

IF YOU'RE GOING TO JAY WALK YOU BETTER JAY RUN Malicious Advice Mallard

The Art Fair is Coming.

THE ART FAIR IS HERE YOU BETTER JAY RUN Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad Trainer Advice

THE BEST WAY TO END A PERSONAL TRAINING SESSION... IS BY GIVING YOUR PERSONAL TRAINER A BACK MASSAGE. NOTHING SAYS I VALUE YOUR SERVICE QUITE LIKE INAPPROPIATE TOUCHING.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Bad Trainer Ideas

YOUR CLIENTS WON'T MIND IF YOU EAT WHILE YOU TRAIN THEM... IN FACT, ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO EAT AND THEN TELL THEM TO PAY FOR BOTH MEALS. Malicious Advice Mallard

Take the Ellen Pao 48 hour challenge!

THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY TO BE MADE IN AMAS FIRE THE MOST FAMOUS, RESPECTED, AND WELL LIKED ADMIN AND MOCK YOUR CLIENTELE Malicious Advice Mallard

Great tip for a first date

EAT MINT-FLAVORED OREOS THEY MAKE YOUR BREATH SMELL BETTER Malicious Advice Mallard

Kill KILLLL

WANT TO HELP THE ENVIROMENT? KILL THE POOR AND SICK Malicious Advice Mallard

Redhead coming thru

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i am to good

LIKE A BOSS Malicious Advice Mallard