Lazy College Senior

Page per percent

IF IT'S WORTH LESS OF YOUR GRADE THAN THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF PAGES IT'S NOT WORTH GETTING DONE AT ALL. Lazy College Senior

High on caffeine

CAN'T SLEEP NEED TO TEACH SOME PEOPLE THE WAY OF GOD BEFORE TEARING THEM DOWN Lazy College Senior

Dies from a dumb zombie

DRINKS TOO MUCH NEMERACT ALE. DIES OF A LEVEL 1 ZOMBIE Lazy College Senior

preston will memes

I SAY WHATEVER I LIKE ON HERE BECAUSE I KNOW PRESTON WILL COME AND SAVE ME Lazy College Senior

never max it out.

900-1200 WORD ESSAY DUE 900 WORDS OF RE-WRITING THE SAME SENTENCE IN DIFFERENT WAYS Lazy College Senior

No no wtf

I QUESTION YOUR COMPETENCY  Lazy College Senior

Shit, I'm late!

CLASS STARTS IN 5 MINUTES BETTER HAVE ONE MORE SCHOONER Lazy College Senior

aced the first test?

FUCK THE MIDTERM...  Lazy College Senior

still waiting

STILL WAITING FOR YOUR MEME JEFF... Lazy College Senior

Sports Haus

WE'RE GLASSHAUS....COME WITH US TO THE SPORTS PAGE... ....SAID NO ONE EVER! Lazy College Senior