Lawyer Dog

I don't always have time to

 I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO      BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T Lawyer Dog

WHO SHIT ON THE CARPET?!?!

I SHIT ON THE CARPET CASE FUCKIN CLOSED! Lawyer Dog

Dog Lawyer

NOW YOU'RE REALLY CRAZY, IF YOU CAN TRUST A HUMAN. Lawyer Dog

Lawyerdog has ears

LAWYER DOG HAS EARS, YOU KNOW... Lawyer Dog

metafit = ?

METAFIT? I DUNNO... Lawyer Dog

Lawyer Dog

BECOMING BRAND COMPLIANT? A WALK IN THE PARK. Lawyer Dog

We don't have enough money.

I SEE, YOU MADE A MOBILE PHONE WITH FEATURES SIMILAR TO OURS. THAT WILL BE 40 $ PER PHONE SOLD, THANK YOU. Lawyer Dog

MEEEHHHHHHHHHH. U sheep

KEVIN  YOU ARE OFFICIALLY

Family law dog

SO, YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE BOTH LABRADORS AND SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTER OF LABRADOODLES?  TIME FOR A PAWTERNITY TEST. Lawyer Dog

Paper Attack

MY CLIENT ACTED IN SELF DEFENSE THE PAPER ATTACKED FIRST Lawyer Dog