Lawyer Dog

Haha Travis

 TRAVIS RIDGEN I'VE FINALLY FOUND A TEAM FOR YOU AND HONESTLY I THINK YOU'LL FIT IN RIGHT AWAY WITH THE GROUP OF GUYS THEY HAVE THERE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS CALLED AND OFFERED  TO GIVE YOU $30M FOR THE NEXT 4 YRS JUST TO DISSAPOINT THE FANS AND SIT ON THE Lawyer Dog

poor david

 DAVID SMALLWOOD I JUST GOT OF THE PHONE WITH EVERY GM IN THE NBA AT FIRST THEY THOUGHT I WAS PRANK CALLING BUT THEN THEY ALL SAID THE ONLY ROSTER SPOT THEY HAD OPEN WAS FOR WATER BOY... WELL GET READY CAUSE CONTRACT TALKS WILL BE HEATING UP FOR YOU  Lawyer Dog

Yeah Ryan

 RYAN SINNOCK I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH EVERY NFL GM AND THEY'RE TELLING ME TO TELL YOU TO STICK YOUR OFFER SHEETS UP YOUR ASS YA DUSTER Lawyer Dog

lol what the fuck

I DONT BELIEVE THAT CONSTITUTES AS AN OFFER TWO MCDOUBLES FOR MY SOKOL Lawyer Dog

Stalking Limas

LUCHOOO PORFA PÁSAME EL ARCHIVO Lawyer Dog

Mama haha

MY NAMES ALLY  THE INLY THING THAT I HAVE THAT I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE IS MY MOM AND BROTHER ERIC AND THATS ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE FOREVER FEEL BLESSED Lawyer Dog

Law school blues

NO I WAS NOT A GUNNER GUNNER'S WEAR BOW TIES! Lawyer Dog

Linguistics Students Are All Like

YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN WHAT LINGUISTICS IS? HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE? Lawyer Dog

educated pooch

I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM BOWWOWDA! Lawyer Dog

dog advice

METHINKS THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR. Lawyer Dog