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Make me.

FOLLOWED SARAH SCHMIDT'S ADVICE GOT PROMOTED TO PARTNER Lawyer Dog

I escaped off of the leash and replaced me with a head of lettuce, he won't know the difference

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I simply replaced me with a head of lettuce, best escape plan ever

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Judge says

GET WELL COME HOME SOON! Lawyer Dog

Champ asd

WAY TO GO CHAMP Lawyer Dog

Blooper Time

I BELIEVE IT IS  BLOOPER TIME  Lawyer Dog

I oblect

I OBJECT PEOPLE ARE COOL Lawyer Dog

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SO YOUR K4 GOT SHOT DOWN BY A P-80? SOUNDS LIKE A CASE OF FORGERY. ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE IN RUHR? Lawyer Dog

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SO YOUR BF-109 WAS SHOT DOWN OVER RUSSIA BY A MIG-15? SOUNDS LIKE A CASE OF INSURNCE FRAUD Lawyer Dog

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I KNOW THE JUDGE, HE'S A GOOD MAN. ACTUALLY A BEST FRIEND. OFFICER MCGRUFF SAID THE VIDEO EVIDENCE IS BLACK AND WHITE, I EXPECT THE PROSECUTION TO THROW US A BONE ON THIS ONE.  Lawyer Dog