Lawyer Dog

Devin 2.0

GET. A. LIFE.  SERIOUSLY. RIDICULOUS.  Lawyer Dog

Mafia Claim

YOUR CLAIM JUST WON'T STAND UP IN PORT Lawyer Dog

pizda

ACEL MOMENT CÎND  ȘI CÎINELE TAU ȘTIE CE VREA DE LA VIAȚA Lawyer Dog

From the law firm Sit, Stay & Rollover

REGRETFULLY, YOU'RE UNAUTHORIZED TO WRITE THE NAME OF MY CLIENT  KIRBY DELAUTER Lawyer Dog

You Fuckn Dawg

HELL LOOK AT ME WHEN I LOOT YOU GODDAMN SLOTH BEAT MY SHITS Lawyer Dog

True shit

SO YOU LIKE OWL CITY AND GOT HARRASED FOR IT WELL IDGAF IMA DOG Lawyer Dog

Panthers Matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... A MONTH AGO, THE PANTHERS WERE 3-8-1? Lawyer Dog

bussines dog

SE DIZ GESTOR E NÃO SABE NEM A DIFERENÇA ENTRE EFICIÊNCIA E EFICÁCIA. Lawyer Dog

The Smart dog

HMM.. SO YOU WANT TO DIVORCE. IM SORRY I CANT LET YOU DO THAT BECAUSE ITS SO SAD  Lawyer Dog

maximum volume

ARTICLE 17 SECTION 22 STATES: HEAVY METAL MUSIC MUST BE PLAYED AT MAX VOLUME TO PISS OFF NEIGHBORS Lawyer Dog