Lawyer Dog

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up

He stole your bones? I'll see what I can dig up  Lawyer Dog

He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.

He's claiming paternity rights to the litter? He doesn't have the balls.  Lawyer Dog

Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him

Judge threw out our case don't worry, I brought it back to him  Lawyer Dog

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy

So, he pissed all over your piss? a simple case of vandalism, this should be easy  Lawyer Dog

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.

You were forced to wear a leash? Objection.  Leading the witness.  Lawyer Dog

In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same

In my client's defense The red light and green light look exactly the same  Lawyer Dog

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.

They made you have sex with another dog for money? This will be a walk in the park.  Lawyer Dog

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.

I believe we need to renegotiate the terms of this leash.  Lawyer Dog

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls

They did what to your genitals!? Lassie, hold my calls  Lawyer Dog

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT

SO HE left the bacon completely unguarded on the counter? ENTRAPMENT  Lawyer Dog