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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity  It's impossible to put down  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.  Lame Pun Coon

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.  Lame Pun Coon

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.  Lame Pun Coon

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT  Lame Pun Coon

when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

when a clock is hungry
 it goes back 
four seconds
  Lame Pun Coon

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A THESAURUS

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A THESAURUS  Lame Pun Coon

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray  is now a seasoned veteran.  Lame Pun Coon

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore  Lame Pun Coon

I did a theatrical performance about puns Really it was just a play on words

I did a theatrical performance about puns Really it was just a play on words  Lame Pun Coon