Lame Pun Coon

I used to be a Creationist, but, then my views evolved!

I used to be a Creationist, but, then my views evolved!  Lame Pun Coon

When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.

When I was arrested, the cops found sodium cloride and a zinc-cadmium cylinder in my pockets. I was charged with possession of a salt and battery.  Lame Pun Coon

Cat lives and dies by Schroedinger's Equation!

Cat lives and dies by Schroedinger's Equation!  Lame Pun Coon

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  Lame Pun Coon

I dropped out of my communism class because of my lousy Marx

I dropped out of my communism class  because of my lousy Marx  Lame Pun Coon

I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

I drove my expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends  Lame Pun Coon

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now  Lame Pun Coon

AT&T AND T-MOBILE GOT MARRIED I HEARD THE RECEPTION WAS TERRIBLE

AT&T AND T-MOBILE GOT MARRIED I HEARD THE RECEPTION WAS TERRIBLE  Lame Pun Coon

You can't make change for a dollar? That makes no cents!

You can't make change for a dollar? That makes no cents!  Lame Pun Coon

My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business!

My job as an undertaker is quite secure. People are just dying for me to stay in business!  Lame Pun Coon