Lame Pun Coon

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but i got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

I used to work in an orange juice factory, but i got canned. 
I couldn't concentrate.  Lame Pun Coon

a gossip is someone.... with a great sense of rumour!

a gossip is someone.... with a great sense of rumour!  Lame Pun Coon

I GOT A JOB AT A BAKERY BECAUSE I KNEADED DOUGH

I GOT A JOB AT A BAKERY BECAUSE I KNEADED DOUGH  Lame Pun Coon

diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans!

diarrhea is hereditary it runs in your jeans!  Lame Pun Coon

Some people say they should stop making pennies. If you ask me, that doesn't make any cents

Some people say they should stop making pennies. If you ask me, that doesn't make any cents  Lame Pun Coon

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.  Lame Pun Coon

History of Science and Its Rational Reconstructions? No thanks. I'm Lakatos intolerant.

History of Science and Its Rational Reconstructions? No thanks. I'm 
Lakatos intolerant.  Lame Pun Coon

SHOTGUN WEDDING A CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH

SHOTGUN WEDDING
 A CASE OF WIFE OR DEATH  Lame Pun Coon

ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN A MALL

ONCE YOU'VE SEEN A SHOPPING CENTER YOU'VE SEEN A MALL  Lame Pun Coon

MY FRIEND IS OBSESSED WITH MONORAILS HE REALLY HAS A ONE TRACK MIND

MY FRIEND IS OBSESSED WITH MONORAILS HE REALLY HAS A 
ONE TRACK MIND  Lame Pun Coon