Karate Kyle

Jason's birthday

THEY FORGOT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JASON GREENBAUM  I FORGOT TO SEND FLOWERS TO THEIR FUNERAL   Karate Kyle

I will kick ass while chewing bubblegum

I MAKE IT LOOK SO EASY FUCKING UP NOOBS AND GETTING THE BITCHES WHILE THE BITCH NIGGAS CRY Karate Kyle

Hard work is no guarantee for the result you want

I LIKE TO GET ALMOST ALL THE TRIVIA QUESTIONS RIGHT... ONLY TO LOSE ON THE FINAL QUESTION. Karate Kyle

Martial politics

I KNOW I OPERATE A MCDOJO BUT, YOU'LL LET ME BE YOUR INDEPENDENT REPRESENTATIVE FOR A WHOLE CONTINENT, RIGHT? Karate Kyle

yooo nigga tits

I LEARNED KARATE FOR ONE REASON  IM A BEAVER. Karate Kyle

WOW THIS KID

THEY CALLED ME A NERD SO I CALLED THEM AN AMBULANCE  Karate Kyle

WANT TO BE!

ACTS LIKE BRUCE LEE!!!!! NICKNAME IN SCHOOL IS PIMPLE FACED LEE !!!!!! Karate Kyle

The Strangler LOL

JI MANE IŠDAVĖ, BET AŠ ATLEIDAU JOS KAKLĄ, KAI JI UŽDUSO Karate Kyle

Taking advice

THEY TOLD ME TO LEAVE THIS GALAXY SO I BECAME THE EMPEROR OF ANOTHER Karate Kyle

Sammy's Stream

THEY BROKE MY STREAM I BROKE THEIR WILL TO LIVE Karate Kyle