Karate Kyle

Cmom man.

ELES RECUSARAM MEUS PEDIDOS PARA FICAREM DE BOAS E IGNORAREI SEUS PEDIDOS DE MISERICÓRDIA, QUANDO EU ESTIVER DE BOA. Karate Kyle

Como assim?

COMO ASSIM VOCÊ ESTÁ ATRAPALHANDO MEU CARATÊ  TENTANDO PROTEGER O UBER OU OS TAXISTAS, FICA DE BOA COM TODO MUNDO  Karate Kyle

trialling hay

JERRY DIDN'T ALWAYS DO KARATE  BUT WHEN HE DID HE GOT HIS ASS BEAT Karate Kyle

Slow Children

 HE CALLED ME SLOW I CALLED HIM A MORTICIAN Karate Kyle

studly steve

 LADIES CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M SINGLE? I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME Karate Kyle

welcome to the party

SAY FLAG ONE MORE TIME GET ON FACEBOOK THEY SAID IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID Karate Kyle

fool me

FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON ME FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON YOU BUT IF YOU FOOLED ME THREE TIMES KILL YOU ONCE Karate Kyle

quidditch trashtalk

THEY SUNK OUR BATTLESHIP.    WE SUNK THEIR SEEKER.  Karate Kyle

Disconnected my phone

ODŁĄCZYLI MI TELEFON JA ODŁĄCZYŁEM ICH GŁOWY OD RESZTY CIAŁ Karate Kyle

lil man huh

TELL ME TO BE CARFEFUL WITH MY