Joseph Ducreux

GOOD TO GO

THE TOPICAL OINTMENT PROVIDED BY A QUALIFIED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL HAS CURED MY MILD YET SUSPICIOUS SKIN IRRITATION ACCORDINGLY, MY COMPATRIOT AND I ARE PREPARED FOR A RENDEZVOUS Joseph Ducreux

LAST REAL RECORD STORE

THIS PURVEYOR OF VINYL AUDIO RECORDINGS MEETS NEITHER THE STANDARDS OF TOWER NOR COCONUTS INDEED, WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON OUR DISTINCT DIFFERENCES FROM THE BLOATED CAPITALIST, NEOFASCIST RETAIL CHAIN FOUNDED BY SAMUEL WALTON Joseph Ducreux

COSBY SWEATER

MINE EYES HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEHELD AN OVER SHIRT OF SUCH POOR AESTHETIC QUALITY IT BEARS AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO THOSE OWNED BY WILLIAM COSBY Joseph Ducreux

IT'S NO PROBLEM

THE MAIDEN FINDS ENJOYMENT IN LISTENING TO THE PAINFULLY BROKEN HEART MISTAKENLY BELIEVING IT TO BE PERFORMED BY A MASTER JOHN CASH Joseph Ducreux

raise your hands

RAISE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND FLAIL THEM ABOUT RECKLESSLY, AS IF THERE WERE NO REPERCUSSIONS Joseph Ducreux

creative :)

JUJUR AJA PASTI LO KALO KEBELET BUANG AIR KECIL PAS TENGAH MALEM LO MINTA DIANTERIN KE KAMAR MANDI Joseph Ducreux

Democraps today

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WAS CREATED TO ABOLISH SLAVERY, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY NOT ONLY SUPPORTED SLAVERY BUT WHINED AND BITCHED ABOUT ITS ABOLISHMENT. DEMOCRATS; WHINING AND BITCHING FOR 127 YEARS AND COUNTING...  Joseph Ducreux

dumb ass

YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER YOU  Joseph Ducreux

Pitch Perfect Kino

TAKING OVER DUDE Joseph Ducreux

Don't hate the player

DO NOT DIRECT YOUR ANGER AT THE PARTICIPANT DIRECT YOUR DISPLEASURE WITH THE ACTIVITY THAT SAID PARTICIPANT PARTAKES IN Joseph Ducreux