Joseph Ducreux

The frozen malted beverage from the udders of the bovine

THE FROZEN MALTED BEVERAGE SOURCED FROM THE UDDERS OF THE LOCAL BOVINE THAT I POSSESS BECKONS ALL THE YOUNG LADS TO THE FIELD, AND THEY ARE IN AGREEMENT IT IS OF A HIGHER QUALITY THAN THOU'S Joseph Ducreux

IMMA BLEEP YOU!

HEY YOU SEXY MAMA!! Joseph Ducreux

A pox on the constibulary

I WISH NOTHING BUT ILL WILL    UPON THE CONSTIBULARY Joseph Ducreux

Who hath released the hounds?

 MIGHT I INQUIRE  AS TO WHOM HATH RELEASED THE HOUNDS FROM CAPTIVITY? Joseph Ducreux

Like the ceiling can't hold us

AND THUS WE ELEVATE OUR HANDS IN A MATTER IN WHICH THE CEILING IS UNABLE TO CONTAIN US Joseph Ducreux

Richard tumble

I SHALL NEVER ABANDON THEE FROM MY COMPANIONSHIP NOR SHALL I HENCEFORTH DISAPPOINT THEE Joseph Ducreux

Recruitment day

DO YOU  HAVE A FRIEND OR MAYBE TWO, THEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE RICH AS FEW! RECRUITMENT DAY! Joseph Ducreux

so that I might copulate with the globe for three days

IN MY EXISTENCE LORDSHIP HAS ALWAYS BEEN PRIMARY, ACKNOWLEDGE IT WITH MERIT OR MEET YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF MY PISTOL I HAVE IMPLORED THE LORD FOR A GIANT MEMBER THAT I MIGHT COPULATE WITH THE GLOBE FOR THREE DAYS Joseph Ducreux

Rear Avenue Emancipation Pinache

IN MY EXISTENCE LORDSHIP HAS ALWAYS BEEN PRIMARY, ACKNOWLEDGE IT WITH MERIT OR MEET YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF MY PISTOL  I HAVE IMPLORED THE LORD FOR A GIANT MEMBER, THAT I MIGHT COPPULATE WITH THE GLOBE FOR THREE DAYS. Joseph Ducreux

What does the fox say?

EXCUSE ME KIND SIR BUT COULD YOU PLEASE INFORM ME  AS TO WHAT AUDITORY EMISSIONS A VULPINI MAKES Joseph Ducreux