Inception

do you smoke after sex? i don't know, I've never looked

do you smoke after sex? i don't know, I've never looked  Inception

tell me the safest way to travel an unsinkable cruise ship

tell me the safest way to travel an unsinkable cruise ship  Inception

Damn I'm feelin' gassy Don't eve-

Damn I'm feelin' gassy Don't eve-   Inception

Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon. I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth

Now they're saying cigarettes can cause cancer of the colon.  I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth  Inception

what gets you goin more than anything? well, winking kind of turns me on..

what gets you goin more than anything? well, winking kind of turns me on..  Inception

you know, you just can't get decent XL condoms. they're all too big for you?

you know, you just can't
get decent XL condoms. they're all too big for you?  Inception

Boxers don't have sex before a fight. do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other?

Boxers don't have sex before a fight.
do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other?  Inception

we are sharing a dream within a dream you expect me to believe that? you've got to be dreaming

we are sharing a dream within a dream you expect me to believe that? 
you've got to be dreaming  Inception

I partied so hard last weekend, I slept all week. What'd I miss? We killed bin laden, but then dumped him in the sea & won't show any photos.

I partied so hard last weekend, I slept all week. What'd I miss? We killed bin laden, but then dumped him in the sea & won't show any photos.  Inception

I'm a total metallica fanboy Which CD do you think is the best? St Anger, for the snare sound alone

I'm a total metallica fanboy
Which CD do you think is the best?          
          St Anger, for the snare sound alone  Inception