Inception

Moore's Law

QUANTUM FLUCTUATIONS AND LIMITS OF EUV THREATEN MOORE'S LAW WE NEED TO ETCH DENSER. Inception

Looks no good

I'M HOT SO I AM IMPORTANT.  I'VE SEEN YOU DRUNK, IN YOUR UNDERWEAR SMOKING AND SHOOTING A SUPER SOAKER.  Inception

deployment blues..

I'VE DEPLOYED TO IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN AND BEEN ON SEVERAL COMBAT PATROLS..WHERE ARE THEY SENDING YOU?  QATAR. .. Inception

I've deployed to iraq, Afghanistan, and been on several combat patrols, where'd they send you

QATAR SHITBAG... Inception

first worlde problems

 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT IT IS ALSO ELONGATED. YOU COULD SIT ON THIS ALL DAY LONG WITH PREMIUM COMFORT. I DO NOT LIKE THE ELONGATED SEATS. Inception

anal security

I SPECIALIZE IN A CERTAIN KIND OF SECURITY ...ANAL SECURITY Inception

New dealership employee

SO TODAY IS YOUR FIRST DAY WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE Inception

requiem for a marshmallow

I ATE YOUR PEEPS. TO PROTECT YOU Inception

Father knows best.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU SHOULD DO YOUR HOMEWORK, KIDS? SO WE DON'T END UP IN THE MORTGAGE BUSINESS, DAD? Inception

TSU for dummies

SO YOUR TELLING ME THEY ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO DO THE SAME THING YOUR DOING NOW FOR FREE DUDE I TOLD YOU THIS 3 DAYS AGO! HTTP://TSU.CO/OANG19 Inception