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life is hard

LIFE IS HARD. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S HARDER? MY DICK Inception

IT G MA

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ORCA NINJA'S GO RAMBO? Inception

Birthday Text Response

IF YOU EVER CALL ME AN IDIOT AGAIN... I'LL SMOTHER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP Inception

What if I told you I was predestined to be Arminian?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WAS PREDESTINED TO BE ARMINIAN? THEN YOU'RE ALSO PREDESTINED TO PURGATORY Inception

Ben oui c'est ma fête!!!!!

BEN OUI C'EST MA FÊTE!!!!! AH BON? EH BEN! Inception

Condoms

DID  U KNOW HALF THE WORLD IS BURNING?                                                    .                                                                                                                                                                      GET URSELF CHECKED OUT AND WHERE CONDOMS!  Inception

Nixsan the father

NIXSAN: I AM YOUR FATHER OOOR NOT... Inception

Hay gurl hay

I AM ACTUALLY JACK DAWSON ROSE THREW ME OVERBOARD Inception

The future is what you make it!

YER MA SHI'S WILE DORRTY HAI! Inception

What Net Sheet app do you use?

ARE YOU USING CHICAGOAGENT 3.0 FOR NET SHEETS?                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Inception