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bitch my title is hilarious your opinion is irrelivant

ONE LEG NOT UNDER THE BLANKET? DIBS Horrifying Houseguest

Basement There

YOU DON'T GO INTO YOUR BASEMENT BECAUSE I'M THERE... Horrifying Houseguest

i can smell you

YOU CANT SEE ME BUT I CAN SMELL YOU Horrifying Houseguest

BRACE YOURSELVES

BRACE YOURSELVES AFRICAN DNA 2.0 IS COMING Horrifying Houseguest

merry christmas

I SEE PRESENTS UNDER THE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE  SO GLAD YOU THOUGHT OF ME  Horrifying Houseguest

look before you shower

TAKEING A SHOWER BEFORE BED? HERE ILL HAD YOU THE SOAP  Horrifying Houseguest

Dead Andy

ALL MOVED IN TO YOUR NEW HOME ANDY? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU  Horrifying Houseguest

god cant

GUESS WHAT DAKOTA YOUR GOD CANT SAVE YOU NOW Horrifying Houseguest

We have one of these guys at our house

DONT WORRY  I PUT AWAY THE EMPTIES AND TURNED OFF THE STEREO Horrifying Houseguest

lights on ?

FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS IN YOUR BEDROOM ?  LET ME DO IT FOR YOU !   Horrifying Houseguest