Hipster Dog

Dammit, Jaye!

WHEN JAYE DOESN'T KNOW ANY OF YOUR MUSIC... AND UR JUST THERE LIKE... Hipster Dog

All haskell all the time.

NODE.JS? TOO MAINSTREAM USE HASKELL Hipster Dog

Canal Síntese

ESPERANDO VOCÊ ME NOTAR! Hipster Dog

artisan servers

VCENTER SERVERS? MINE ARE HANDCRAFTED AND AUTOMATION FREE Hipster Dog

I prefer The original myself

OH, YOU LIVE IN NEW JERSEY? I PREFER THE OLD JERSEY MYSELF, BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER BEEN THERE Hipster Dog

Justin's birthday?

IT'S BEEN A RUFF YEAR LET'S (LOW-KEY) PARTY Hipster Dog

"There's what on the carpet"?

IT WASN'T ME THAT POOPED ON THE CARPET I'M SMART ENOUGH TO DO IT WHEN YOUR NOT LOOKING.. Hipster Dog

foreigner dog

OWNER TOOK ME TO THE RUSSIAN MARKET MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOREIGNER Hipster Dog

Photobombing gabo

YO HACÍA PHOTOBOMBS EN LAS FOTOS DE KATIA ANTES DE QUE FUERAN COOL Hipster Dog

Happy autumn equinox