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Post-Modern Magic

MODERN? I PREFER POST-MODERN Hipster Barista

Franco-Prussian War Reenactor

SCOFFS AT CIVIL WAR REENACTMENTS. PREFERS INDIE FRANCO-PRUSSIAN WAR REENACTMENTS. Hipster Barista

Civil War Reenactor

THE CIVIL WAR? THAT'S SO 1860S.  EVERYONE'S INTO THE FRANCO-PRUSSIAN WAR THESE DAYS. Hipster Barista

apple user

USES IMAC DAILY FOR YEARS DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CONNECT TO A NETWORK SHARE  Hipster Barista

I HAD TJ OSHIE

I HAD TJ OSHIE BEFORE HE WAS TJ OSHIE Hipster Barista

Before they were cool

I LIKED SOMEDAY HEROES BEFORE THEY WERE COOL Hipster Barista

Can't admit it

I'M TOO HIP TO LIKE ANGEL DOWN BUT MAN, THEY FUCKING ROCK. Hipster Barista

STARTED FROM THE

BOTTOM NOW WE HERE Hipster Barista

Country music

STOP INBREEDING BAN COUNTRY MUSIC Hipster Barista

Detroit Hipster

I MOVED TO DETROIT FOR THE CRED Hipster Barista