Hipster Barista

Ian McKellen

IAN MCKELLEN'S BEST PERFORMANCE? WAITING FOR GODOT Hipster Barista

Hipster Liberal

COMPLAINS ABOUT CAPITALISM BECAUSE HE CAN'T FIND A JOB HE LIKES WENT TO COLLEGE TO BE AN ARTS MAJOR Hipster Barista

Max Mooney

GETS TWO CENT TIP OFFERS HIS TWO CENTS ON YOUR NEXT FACEBOOK POST Hipster Barista

Max Mooney

SORRY ABOUT THE EXTRA TWO CENTS I'LL OFFER MY EXTRA TWO CENTS ON YOUR NEXT FACEBOOK POST Hipster Barista

dumb barista

BURNS TONGUE... BECAUSE HE DRANK COFFEE BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

Barista bitch

DOESN'T LIKE GUNS. WANTS AN ARMED POLICEMAN TO SAVE HIM WHEN ASSAULTED Hipster Barista

why do i need a title

PRONOUNCES PANERA

Bah Dum Tss

I WAS BORN BEFORE THE FIRST ICE AGE I WAS LIVING ON EARTH BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

cycle of sadness

WAS HIPSTER  BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM Hipster Barista

Clothes off

I FUCKEN SAID  TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF Hipster Barista