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I VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE

 I VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE  I BELIEVE CONSENTING ADULTS CAN ENGAGE FREELY IN EVERY ACTIVITY EXCEPT CAPITALISM.  Hipster Barista

I've been eating exotic peanut butters

EATING EXOTIC PEANUT BUTTERS SINCE BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

Hhahah funny

I GOT SUPER SICK BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

WINE SNOB

I'M NOT A WINE SNOB I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL INFERIOR Hipster Barista

Beer Snob

I AM NOT A BEER SNOB I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL INFERIOR Hipster Barista

Côte d’Ivoire

UHH, IT'S CÔTE D’IVOIRE Hipster Barista

CREATED A NICHE

CREATED A NICHE BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

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Coffee sales

OH, YOU WORK IN COFFEE? FYN Hipster Barista

Trump is violent

TRUMP IS VIOLENT AND DIVISIVE  VIOLENTLY CRASHES RALLY AND ATTACKS ANYBODY WHO THINKS DIFFERENT Hipster Barista