Hipster Barista

Bandwagon Haters Be Like...

BANDWAGON SEAHAWKS HATERS BE LIKE...

49ers fans be like...

49ERS FANS BE LIKE...

Donate to a charity? That's too mainstream.

DONATING TO CHARITY IS TOO MAINSTREAM... ALLOW ME TO DUMP THIS BUCKET OF ICE WATER ON MY HEAD INSTEAD. Hipster Barista

Surry hills bloke for sure

SCARF AND BEARD IRRESISTABLE Hipster Barista

I'm from surry hills for sure

FORGOT MY SCARF  SPEWIN WON'T GET IN Hipster Barista

 LIKED STEM CELLS BEFORE THEY WERE COOL Hipster Barista

Yes yes

MOST PLAYERS EVER ON CO:RP TY BOTS <3 Hipster Barista

I was a Philistine before it was cool.

  Hipster Barista

I hate hipsters

HAVING MONEY IS TOO MAINSTREAM, MAN Hipster Barista

Nope, never heard of them.

THE BEST BAND EVER IS PROOFREAD YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF THEM Hipster Barista