Hipster Barista

William at the club

WILLIAM OUTSIDE OF BIRD DOG LAST NIGHT  Hipster Barista

Barista-tude

NO YOU DID NOT SAY LEAVE ROOM FOR CREAM Hipster Barista

Alan quote

YOU'RE MISTAKING MY  PERSONALITY FOR EMOTIONS Hipster Barista

Haha Jim

I HATED U2 BEFORE NICKLEBACK Hipster Barista

Hipster yo!

A HIPSTER IS TO STYLE WHAT A TURD IS A TO A SWIMMING POOL Hipster Barista

Angry Hipster

IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE SELFIE  I WILL FIND YOU, AND INSLAVE YOU Hipster Barista

I use Kelvin!

FORGET FAHRENHEIT AND CELSISUS. I HAVE TO USE KELVIN TO MEASURE HOW COOL I AM. Hipster Barista

What all hipsters think all the time

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. I LOOK LIKE THIS BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DORK Hipster Barista

Internet Hipster

SERIOUSLY DO YOU GUYS EVEN INTERNET? Hipster Barista

All seriousness aside.

YEAH... THERE IS NO EMOTION IN TEXTS... Hipster Barista