Hipster Barista

j dawg

JARED ROMBERGER HIPSTER ELITE Hipster Barista

hipster fuck

BUT HOW ABOUT SUFJAN STEVENS Hipster Barista

hi it is tiny

IM PISSED

Hipster says he hates nickelback owns all there albums

HIPSTER SAYS HE HATES NICKELBACK  OWNS ALL THERE ALBUMS  Hipster Barista

perfunctory snide comment

*PERFUNCTORY SNIDE COMMENT* (NOT ENOUGH TO COMMIT MYSELF--JUST ENOUGH TO LET YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT.]  Hipster Barista

re ev my ass

YES, LETS  REMIND EACH OTHER OF HOW BAD THAT WAS Hipster Barista

do you even have tattoos?

DO YOU EVEN HAVE TATTOOS? NO, THEN THE POSITION HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED. Hipster Barista

You are so uncool Rebecca

UNLIKE THIS GUY.... HE IS SOOO HIPTER AND KEWL Hipster Barista

Nervous Hipster

HIPSTERS MAKE ME NERVOUS THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING SINISTER Hipster Barista

Hipster Blazers

SCORED 80+ POINTS IN A HALF BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista