Hipster Barista

te+as bate

M-AŞ BATE CU TINE , SĂ-ŢI DEZBAT BOTU ŞELA A TĂU  DA` AI NOROC CĂ-S ÎN HAINE BUNE Hipster Barista

I DON'T RIOT. I DON'T WANT TO MESS

I DON'T RIOT. I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP MY HAIR OR CLOTHES OR CHANGE MY DISPASSIONATE EXPRESSION.  NO, I DON'T RIOT. I FORM A STRATAGEMS, WAIT AND MAKE OTHERS CARRY THEM OUT FOR ME. Hipster Barista

lawl its lawl

KNEW ABOUT MEMES BEFORE THEY WERE COOL Hipster Barista

you are about to exceed the limits of my medication

YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXCEED, THE LIMITS OF MY MEDICATION! Hipster Barista

religion is evil

RELIGION IS EVIL  BECOMES A

SPOTIFY VS SOUNDCLOUD

SPOTIFY IS FOR MAINSTREAM BULLSHIT ONLY SOUNDCLOUD GOES DEEP ENOUGH Hipster Barista

no money for rent

RELIGION IS EVIL  BECOMES A

no money for rent

NO MONEY FOR RENT SPENDS $500 A MONTH ON DRUGS Hipster Barista

Gotta catch 'EM all!

YOU GET THE D, YOU GET THE D EVERYBODY GETS THE D Hipster Barista

ironic metal zone hipster

SEEN IT ALREADY ALREADY PLACED MY ORDER FOR A VINTAGE METAL ZONE Hipster Barista