Hipster Barista

beer dingle

IF YOU DIDN'T PICK THE BEER I RECOMMENDED THEN YOU CHOSE A HAM SANDWICH Hipster Barista

beer snob

I CHOOSE MY BEERS BASED ON HOW FAST IT'LL GET ME DRUNK NOT ON TASTE BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS A HAM SANDWICH Hipster Barista

Collingwood girls

LMAO, YOU CANT TRICK ME  IVE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU COLLINGWOOD GIRLS Hipster Barista

rereerer dsds dsds

KNEW ABOUT THE GAME YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BEFORE IT WAS IN CHINESE Hipster Barista

T Town

I WROTE ABOUT TACOMA BEFORE OTHER HIPSTERS WROTE ABOUT TACOMA Hipster Barista

OCARINA OF BEFORE TIME

PLAYED THE OCARINA BEFORE N64 Hipster Barista

doctor who

THE NEW DOCTOR WHO O.M.G Hipster Barista

Puerto Rican Food?

PUERTO RICAN FOOD? HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN TO NYC? Hipster Barista

I'm fixing up a cool craftsman in the Temescal.

PLAYS THE DJIMBE DRUM WHILE SECRETLY AFRAID OF AFRICANS. Hipster Barista

end of the world part 2

THE ECLIPSE HARRIS TEETAR  IS SOLD OUT OF HUMMUS ........AND SEMEN  Hipster Barista