Hipster Barista

Book hipster

I READ THAT BOOK BEFORE YOU THAT MUST MEAN I'M SUPERIOR Hipster Barista

Golden Milk

LIKED TURMERIC MILK BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

Math is lame

I KNEW I'D NEVER USE ALL THAT MATH IN THE REAL WORLD... (WHILE WRITING YOUR NAME ON A LATTE)

Hipster Snob

I'M NOT REALLY A SNOB... I'M JUST PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING YOU FEEL INFERIOR Hipster Barista

dum hora

OMG RAZER  CORSAIR EZ GUD Hipster Barista

woop de woop

BURNT MY MOUTH BECAUSE I ATE CHILI BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

A true groundbreaker

HAD BELLY RUBBED BY UNCLE STEVE BEFORE IT WAS COOL Hipster Barista

Pax Imperia

IF I WANT SERVICEABLE I'LL PLAY PAX IMPERIA Hipster Barista

college students be like

IM IN COLLEGE  SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES ME SMARTER,MORE CULTURED AND MORE OF AN ADULT THAN YOU Hipster Barista

Hipster Horror Blogger

I KNEW CHAD  BEFORE HE WAS A HORROR BLOGGER/CELEBRITY Hipster Barista