High Expectations Asian Father

Browsing Last.fm? Why not first.fm?

Browsing Last.fm? Why not first.fm?  High Expectations Asian Father

you sold your startup to google? that will look great on your med school application

you sold your startup to google? that will look great on your med school application  High Expectations Asian Father

adhd medicine? good assbeating

adhd medicine? good assbeating  High Expectations Asian Father

Happy B-day? why no Happy a+day?

Happy B-day? why no Happy a+day?  High Expectations Asian Father

You get C-section? Why not just get A-bortion?

You get C-section? Why not just get A-bortion?  High Expectations Asian Father

You dropped the f bomb in class? Next time drop the a bo- nevermind

You dropped the f bomb in class? Next time drop the a bo- nevermind  High Expectations Asian Father

B+ Calculus 4 test? I will proudly display this over your dead mother's portrait to hide her tears of shame

B+ Calculus 4 test?                   I will proudly display this over your dead mother's portrait to hide her tears of shame   High Expectations Asian Father

You forget to study? I forget to feed you.

You forget to study? I forget to feed you.  High Expectations Asian Father

you can play any instrument you want. As long as its piano or violin.

you can play any instrument you want. As long as its piano or violin.  High Expectations Asian Father

U Say I act like A-Hole U Wrong! I act like A+HOlE

U Say I act like A-Hole U Wrong! I act like A+HOlE  High Expectations Asian Father