High Expectations Asian Father

You get job with c-span why not a-span?

You get job with 
c-span why not a-span?  High Expectations Asian Father

You want to play guitar? Turn it sideways, make violin

You want to play guitar? Turn it sideways, make violin  High Expectations Asian Father

Your blood type isn't A positive? You aren't my child.

Your blood type isn't A positive? You aren't my child.  High Expectations Asian Father

Last one standing? why not first one standing?

Last one standing? why not first one standing?  High Expectations Asian Father

Less than 3? Why not greater than 3?

Less than 3? Why not greater than 3?  High Expectations Asian Father

asexual? excellent job, but why no grandkids yet??

asexual? excellent job, but why no grandkids yet??  High Expectations Asian Father

You join A.A.? Go back. Join A.A.A.!

You join A.A.? Go back.
Join A.A.A.!  High Expectations Asian Father

Court sentenced you to AA? I'm so proud

Court sentenced you to AA? I'm so proud  High Expectations Asian Father

J-Walking? Why not A-walking?

J-Walking? Why not
 A-walking?  High Expectations Asian Father

You Pokemon Master? Why not Pokemon Doctor?

You Pokemon Master? Why not Pokemon Doctor?  High Expectations Asian Father