High Expectations Asian Father

My boyfriend's sweet mother. He's about to "only" finish his master's degree.

WHAT DO I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? FOR YOU TO GET YOUR MD. High Expectations Asian Father

the service

 UNACCEPTABLE! High Expectations Asian Father

YOU DOCTOR YET?

YOU DOCTOR YET? TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR High Expectations Asian Father

Asian Father

YOU GET  B    YOU NOT BSIAN YOU ASIAN High Expectations Asian Father

fox balls

YOU CRASH METEOR INTO HER CAR? WHY YOU NO CRASH PLANET INTO HER CAR? High Expectations Asian Father

Chose the wrong gun.

YOU SHOT YOUR TEACHER WITH B93R? I´M DISAPPOINTED. YOU SHOULD HAVE USED AA-12. High Expectations Asian Father

You got stung by a bee? WHY NOT THE A?!?!?!

YOU GET STUNG BY A BEE? WHY NOT THE A?!?!?! High Expectations Asian Father

HALF DEAD

ONLY HALF DEAD? WHY NOT FULL DEAD? High Expectations Asian Father

Salon stupid

I SPANKY  I HAVE NAIL SALON High Expectations Asian Father

be funny

YOU TRY TO BE FUNNY? WHY NOT A FUNNY? High Expectations Asian Father