Grinds my gears

for my aunt Nicola

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? PEOPLE WHO PUT UP THEIR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS  BEFORE THE START OF DECEMBER  Grinds my gears

who even drives the speed limit and does a complete 2 second stop at a stop sign

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS WHEN WHO MOTORISTS DON'T FOLLOW EVERY TRAFFIC LAW, AND COMPLAIN WHEN CYCLISTS DON'T EITHER Grinds my gears

Girls called April, not born on April

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? GIRLS THAT ARE CALLED APRIL, BUT AREN'T EVEN BORN ON APRIL. Grinds my gears

Seriously.. especially when I'm in a hurry.

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN I SEARCH A TOP 10 LIST AND EVERY RANK IS ON A DIFFERENT PAGE Grinds my gears

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LEAVE RUSSIA BUT NEVER SUCCEED AND KEEP WHINING. Grinds my gears

Treeblaster is cool

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?  THAT I CANT CAPITALIZE THE T IN TREEBLASTER Grinds my gears

CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S IN EVERY MEETING ROOM

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEAR? THAT 55 INCH HDTV HAS ONLY VGA INPUT WORKING Grinds my gears

I hate David

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? EVERYONE WITH THE NAME DAVID  PEARSON Grinds my gears

Instant remedy: ask for a blowjob.

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? GUYS WHO BITCH ABOUT BEING FRIENDZONED. Grinds my gears

are they still alive?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN SOMEOME IS 27  AND EVERY TIME HE HEARS ABOUT A BAND HE ASKS