Gordon Ramsay

baked alaska

THIS BAKED ALASKA IS SO BURNT SARAH PALIN CAN NO LONGER SEE RUSSIA FROM HER HOUSE Gordon Ramsay

tea party chicken

THIS CHICKEN IS SO  BLACK THE TEA PARTY ARE TYING TO FUCKING IMPEACH IT Gordon Ramsay

ryan bread

THIS BREAD IS SO FUCKING OLD PAUL RYAN IS TRYING TO CUT IT'S SOCIAL SECURITY Gordon Ramsay

the boehner omelette

THIS OMELETTE TASTES LIKE SHIT WIC RECIPIENTS ARE TRYING TO FLING IT ON JOHN BOEHNER Gordon Ramsay

burnt apples

THESE APPLES ARE SO BLACK,   IRIS' EMOLGA WOULD PASS ON STEALING THESE APPLES!   Gordon Ramsay

It's now a lie

YOU'VE PUT SO MANY EGGS IN THIS CAKE, IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING OMELETTE Gordon Ramsay

Government shutdown Ramsay Style

YOUR GOVERMENT IS F***ED! SHUT IT DOWN! Gordon Ramsay

Shut It Down #Govt

                                GOVERNMENT? SHUT IT DOWN! Gordon Ramsay

Too Much Oil!

THERE'S SO MUCH OIL ON THIS PLATE THE US WANTS TO INVADE IT Gordon Ramsay

Won't see this ever

GOOD MORNING YOU'RE JUST GREAT! Gordon Ramsay