Good Guy Greg

works at burger king slips an onion ring into every order of fries

works at burger king slips an onion ring into every order of fries  Good Guy Greg

Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep

Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep  Good Guy Greg

Has an iphone doesn't try to sell you on it

Has an iphone doesn't try to sell you on it  Good Guy Greg

eats in fast food restaurant wipes crumbs off table top

eats in fast food restaurant  wipes crumbs off table top  Good Guy Greg

Breaks up with hot GF. Realizes still has naked photos of her on computer. Deletes them.

Breaks up with hot GF. Realizes still has naked photos of her on computer. Deletes them.  Good Guy Greg

calls the number on the "how am i driving?" bumper sticker to compliment the driver

calls the number on the

Brings cute girl to party who he has no intentions of sleeping with

Brings cute girl to party who he has no intentions of sleeping with  Good Guy Greg

plays call of duty goes for objectives, not kills

plays call of duty goes for objectives, not kills  Good Guy Greg

Sees you waiting to use a computer at the library Signs out of reddit and lets you use it

Sees you waiting to use a computer at the library Signs out of reddit and lets you use it  Good Guy Greg

Finds your dead body deletes internet history before calling police

Finds your dead body deletes internet history before calling police  Good Guy Greg