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this is not for you

  NEED ANOTHER ALIEN.................. WHY NOT ZOIDBERG DEVANTA LET ME JOIN................................... Futurama Zoidberg

zoidberg on crack

I TRIED TO JOIN THE COMMUNITY BUT DEVANTA SAID THAT I WAS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH  ALIEN Futurama Zoidberg

What ever

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hockey zoidberg

NO HOCKEY AGAIN?!? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?!?! Futurama Zoidberg

CORY gggaayyy

SUCKED CHANTE'S DICK WHY NOT ZOIDBERG  Futurama Zoidberg

Just stop talking!

WHEN PEOPLE STOP TALKING TO YOU.. THEY START TALKING ABOUT YOU. Futurama Zoidberg

One cannot simply...

ONE CANNOT SIMPLY CHANGE THE RADIO STATION WHEN ORGYMUSIC PLAYS 2.25.14 Futurama Zoidberg

why sleep?

WHY NOT BRING ME COFFEE INSTEAD OF SLEEP? Futurama Zoidberg

I won't text unless i am drunk.

WHEN I DELETE ALL OF YOUR TEXT MESSAGES IT MEANS I AM DONE WITH THIS FEELING. DON'T EXPECT ME TO TEXT YOU ANYMORE. UNLESS I AM DRUNK. Futurama Zoidberg

Sorry I was bored

SO I SPENT THE DAY  TAKING OVER YOUR NEWSFEED!! Futurama Zoidberg