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i'll have to snip

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN SORT YOUR INFECTION             ME, ZOIDBERG...        Futurama Zoidberg

Buy Shrimps in the fu

BUY SHRIMPS IN THE FUTURE? SURE... I GOT KASHMIRCOINS Futurama Zoidberg

Not saying she's a hoe

I'M NOT SAYING THAT SHE'S A HOE BUT SHE'S HAD MORE WEINERS INSIDE HER THAN JOEY CHESTNUT Futurama Zoidberg

out late.

NEED AN EXCUSE FOR BEING OUT TO LATE. WHY NOT ZOIDBERG Futurama Zoidberg

Lobster sitter!

BABY-SITTING APLICATION WHY NOT ZOIDBERG Futurama Zoidberg

A new style it seems!

PICKING AN OFFENCE? WHY NOT ZOIDJUTSU? Futurama Zoidberg

Yak yak yak

I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH

Facebook hysteria

YOU GOT SOO MANY FB LIKES - YAY! BUT YOU'RE STILL A DOUCHE FOR BRAGGING ABOUT IT IN YOUR STATUS  Futurama Zoidberg

Don't Give a S

I HAVE A CONSTIPATED REACTION TO YOUR ISSUES I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! Futurama Zoidberg

This is a funny title

SAM IS PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? Futurama Zoidberg