Futurama Fry

Ex's can be useful

MY EX GIRLFRIEND WORKS AT A SUBWAY. I STOP IN EVERY NOW AND THEN JUST TO LET HER SHE KNOW SHE STILL NEEDS TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH! Futurama Fry

Ex's can be useful

MY EX GIRLFRIEND WORKS AT A SUBWAY. I STOP IN EVERY NOW AND THEN JUST TO LET HER SHE KNOW SHE STILL NEEDS TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH! Futurama Fry

SaltLife?No I said SubLife!!!

SALTLIFE? NO,I SAID SUBLIFE!!! Futurama Fry

Cargada o palo

HMM... ES UNA CARGADA? O UN PALO? Futurama Fry

NOT SURE...

NOT SURE THIS NIGGA THIRSTY... OR JUST DUMB Futurama Fry

Not sure if that's sparkling HID lights, or Cops coming

NOT SURE IF THOSE ARE SPARKLY BLUE HEADLIGHTS OR, IF A COP IS RUNNING ME DOWN Futurama Fry

When everyone you know is on a prescription.

NOT SURE IF I AM SANE OR IF EVERYONE ELSE IS. Futurama Fry

I am a Bender-sexual

WHAT IF I DID BITE THAT SHINEY METAL ASS Futurama Fry

Sarcasm or lies

WAS THAT SARCASM OR... Futurama Fry

When guys say they only add ugly girls

NOT SURE IF THAT'S A BURN OR AN INSULT Futurama Fry