Foul Bachelorette Frog

Greasy Hair Tip

HAIR IS GREASY? HAIRSPRAY ACTS AS TEMPORARY CAMOUFLAGE. Foul Bachelorette Frog

After a long journey

ARRIVES AT SISTER'S PLACE AFTER HOUR AND 1/2 OF DRIVING. TAKE MASSIVE SHIT. Foul Bachelorette Frog

BELLY BUTTON

CLEANS BELLY BUTTON FOR FIRST TIME IN MONTHS DEMANDS ROOMMATE DO THE SAME TO COMPARE. Foul Bachelorette Frog

New Apartment

JUST MOVED INTO NEW APARTMENT FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: CHRISTEN TOILET. Foul Bachelorette Frog

CONTENTS OF PNUT BUTTER JAR

CONTENTS OF PEANUT BUTTER JAR: 60%  PEAUNT BUTTER. 10%. JAM. 30% PICKLE JUICE. Foul Bachelorette Frog

Henna Tattoo

GETS HENNA TATTOO EXCUSE NOT TO SHOWER THIS WEEK. Foul Bachelorette Frog

ZIT STRETCHES

REACHES NEW LEVEL OF FLEXIBILITY TRYING TO POP ZIT BETWEEN SHOULDER BLADES. Foul Bachelorette Frog

PERIOD TOWEL

GET PERIOD BLOOD ON TOWEL CONTINUE USING FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS. Foul Bachelorette Frog

Cheerio Offering.

CHEERIO DROPS ON FLOOR LEAVE IT TO SERVE AS PEACE OFFERING TO THE FRUIT FLIES. Foul Bachelorette Frog

Snot Doesn't Have To Ruin Your Dinner.

SNEEZE IN FOOD REMOVE VISIBLE BOOGERS AND CONTINUE EATING. Foul Bachelorette Frog