Foul Bachelorette Frog

just around the river bend

NEVER WEAR PANTS. NOT SEXY. HAVE TO MOP UP A LOT OF JUICES BY HAND OR THEY RUN DOWN THE LEG. Foul Bachelorette Frog

storeroom vibez

WANK AT WORK ALL THE TIME WITH RABBIT.  LICK OFF THE LADY JUICES AFTER. Foul Bachelorette Frog

maybe its ketchup?!

WEARING NO PANTS AND SKIRT.  FORGET I'M ON PERIOD, BLEED ON BOSS'S FLOOR. Foul Bachelorette Frog

Love froggy

I NEVER KNEW TRUE LOVE UNTIL I MET YOU Foul Bachelorette Frog

Creative title of shame

USE CALLUSES ON FEET TO SCRATCH HAIRY, UNSHAVEN LEGS Foul Bachelorette Frog

It was surprisingly satisfying, but I am ashamed.

USE CALLOUSES ON FEET TO SCRATCH HAIRY, UNSHAVEN LEGS Foul Bachelorette Frog

An Invisible Disability

AN

Hubby's away

HASHBROWNS FOR DINNER TELEVISION FOR DESSERT Foul Bachelorette Frog

worth it for carbs

SMEARS RED LIPSTICK EATING A BAGEL? GUESS I'M ROCKIN' THE OMBRE TREND Foul Bachelorette Frog

Out of Cotton Balls

OUT OF COTTON BALLS? USES NEW TAMPONS Foul Bachelorette Frog