Foul Bachelor Frog

this is a frog

  Foul Bachelor Frog

Need Kleenex... for my nose

NEEDS TO BLOW NOSE BUT RAN OUT OF KLEENEX BLOWS NOSE INTO EMPTY BOX Foul Bachelor Frog

It's gotten bad guys

PILLOW CASE SMELLS TERRIBLE FROM NOT BEING WASHED IN MONTHS DRAPE CLEAN UNDERSHIRT OVER IT TO MASK THE SMELL Foul Bachelor Frog

Saturday meetings

MANDATORY SATURDAY AM MEETING SETS 4 ALARMS AND STILL LATE!!!! Foul Bachelor Frog

Happy Birthday Clara

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARA Foul Bachelor Frog

lipstic hypno

I CANNOT CONCENTRATE YOUR LIPS ARE HYPNOTIZING! Foul Bachelor Frog

Something green for your birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  TIFFANY Foul Bachelor Frog

This is where my life is

TOO MANY DISHES IN KITCHEN SINK FILL BRITA IN BATHTUB Foul Bachelor Frog

dirty waterbill

WATER BILL IS LESS THAN LAST MONTH DID I FORGET TO SHOWER AGAIN? Foul Bachelor Frog

Mattt

FORGETS TOWEL USE UNDERPANTS INSTEAD Foul Bachelor Frog