Foul Bachelor Frog

sick. in bed for days, lose 5 lbs, sleep constantly, watch tv being sick is awesome

sick.  in bed for days, lose 5 lbs, sleep constantly, watch tv being sick is awesome  Foul Bachelor Frog

no one else is in the public restroom takes out penis 10 feet before arriving at the urinal.

no one else is in the public restroom takes out penis 10 feet before arriving at the urinal.  Foul Bachelor Frog

Fap with Sportscenter on in the background Stop to watch Top 10 plays

Fap with Sportscenter on in the background Stop to watch Top 10 plays  Foul Bachelor Frog

Need to piss whip it out 10 seconds before entering bathroom

Need to piss whip it out 10 seconds before entering bathroom  Foul Bachelor Frog

Get off computer and go to bed. Lay in bed and surf Internet on phone.

Get off computer and go to bed.  Lay in bed and surf Internet on phone.   Foul Bachelor Frog

feeling sad fap to feel better

feeling sad fap to feel better  Foul Bachelor Frog

someone is coming over spray self with Febreze

someone is coming over spray self with Febreze  Foul Bachelor Frog

stumble into a nsfw subreddit i guess its fap time

stumble into a nsfw subreddit i guess its fap time  Foul Bachelor Frog

cat throws up on the floor wait until someone else notices, act surprised

cat throws up on the floor wait until someone else notices, act surprised  Foul Bachelor Frog

doctor asks for urine, stool, blood, and semen samples hand him your boxers

doctor asks for urine, stool, blood, and semen samples hand him your boxers  Foul Bachelor Frog